|IceKingFan400 vs Jared S: The Squeakquel|
|Release Date||November 26, 2015|
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XP9 Rap Battles
The Flute Master
YouTuber Rap Battles
Nikki Lee 1999
Epic Fictional Rap Battles
Cool Rap Battles of Epic
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Best Rap Battles of All Time
IceKingFan is back, on another track, gonna beat this hack, he’s a bunch of trash
Just like my Halloween candy, there’s little chance for you to rap
I keep changing my YouTube name for no reason, I don’t give a crap
If you mess with me again, I’ll edit your ass in VideoStarApp
Final Cut Pro Is Better lol
I’ll set fire to you, call me Fireboy, Just Lose for god sake
I’ll beat you as many times as the channels I make
Watch me own you, and I’ll write a song about it on my 3DS
I’ll beat you, and you’ll remember me for centuries, yes
Go back to recording vids on your computer, I’ll be chilling with 10,000 subs
I’ll crunch you like Popchips. A Joker Laughed
I’ll block you, I’ll report you, I’ll unsub you, ‘cause I’m so 😎
So how about you get out of this rap fight, you fol
Dude, just shut the hell up like me for a second
Simple simpson spitting samples that’ll leave this fatass flattened
You’re so large dude, it’s like I almost feel sorry for your mother
Your rhymes are more of a fail than your GeoffNCovers
It’s funny how you actually expected to get fame
Considering that your first rap battle was a cover to Airplanes!
You can’t beat me with your so called excuse for raps
Come back and face me again when you lose 50 of your flabs
You better stop like Lucas, you’re a doofus at making music
I’ll leave bruises on this foolish kid that chooses to be ruthless
Take a lesson from the best son, and like me, keep quiet!
I’ll suggest one more thing though; It’s called a diet
Just get it in your fat head, you’re fat, you. are. fat!
NO I’M NOOOOOOOOT
God dammit you two…..
Now just remember kids, you’ll never get ahead
Mr.MapleSyrup here, you’re both brain dead (HE SCORES!)
If I had a Canadian penny for everytime I saw an awful battle
Then Jared S would make me rich, and IKF’s just rattled!
Call me a try hard, but you know I’m winning this fight (Yeah?)
You’re nothing to me once the game starts, alright?
It’s the end of the hockey game, Liam 2, Others 0,
You’re both fangirling like, “Matthew’s my hero!”
I’d rather watch some Primeval than listen to your raps
I’m in the elite now so you three ain’t worth crap
The lot of these rotten pricks can’t diss this scottish lord
Down your arses with some haggis, roar rhymes like a dinosaur
Fuck your battles as I rattle ye lasses, it ain’t no happy day
I’m not fucking irish, you fucking cunt, just please go away
You won’t need no more maple syrup when I cut you like a maple tree
OH SHIT, WHY DID I GET KICKED FROM THE ELITE?
Yo B-Words! I'm going to go fifth
Put your death on Comedy Central after I win
I’m doing Jared S’s mom every second, every hour
Primeval will never get v-word, cuz his raps are sour
Beating you was more fun than GTAAA!!
I got a nose even bigger than my popularitay
Iceking, the fat king he over dosed on sausage willies!
Don't mess with me or I'll bring in my friend named ZZZZ-
(gets kicked from the call)
It’s Kenneth, coming in hot like Summer cause I’m hot!
Liam, you’re raps are just like mine, only mine suck more cock!
Jared S, you’re talentless, and IceKingFan’s a fat tard
I’ve won this fight so it’s time to die, harrr!!!! hahaha
OOOOOH you heard that burn, that’s just how good I can be
I can make better raps than you when I take a pee!
You guys are so shitty they’re making my brain rattle
I may’ve quit the internet but you can’t compare to Roblox Rap Battles!
It’s The Ruiner of Jokes here, coming in to ruin all six of you!
Michael, you’re a B Word yourself, go back to eating pizza dude!
Kenneth, why are you even here? You’re a momma’s boy, so just stick to that title!
As for you Liam, why look for attention, you’re nowhere near being vital!
I’ll take down all of you mess-ups, you’re anything but men!
Oh come on, not this guy. Does he really have to put me down again?
Hey, shut the fuck up, you’re me but have Peers
You’re a fucking queer, you got no eyes, you worked with Kyle J for 40 years
ToonPrince Rap Battles!
OH MY GOD NO!!! GO AWAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NO! NO! NO! SHUT UP!!!
Me...versus… all you nerds
Oh, I mean, two, begin
Hey oldies, it’s the prince of cartoons, call me ToonPrince
Even though I should be king, I can’t because my battles make you wince
You can all cheer ‘cause I cancelled the show
But if you touch my food, I’ll fuck you up like Near vs Mello
Wanna check out more awful editing? Watch More Epic Rap Battles!
During that, I’ll ride Zander P like a pony from M-MLP, no saddle!
Call me Kyle J, cause I wish all you pee-pee heads to death
You might still make fun of my battles, but I’m still better than Kenneth
Walks into this battle to diss out the rest
Comment on battles and leave a comment chain mess
BRVR, is that really you? Please don’t hurt me!
I’m Dead Bart, I'm not supposed to be on Homer's body!
I’m gonna waste my time and put the lyrics in the comments
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES! ICEKINGFA-
Even though I have a boy as my pic, I’m a fatass black girl
ToonPrince’s quietness makes me just wanna hurl
Wait a second you cockbraces...
you guys are just LOSERS...
HERE'S MY FRIENDS!
I'm the fucking leatherface, fucking leatherface, fucking leatherface
I'll crush you like Chex Mix and crush a can on this disgrace
Shrock!!!! Gonna whip these kids with my cock and brown shoes!!!
And David, your fat neighbour is a zombie too!
(Tank gets shot by Rick Grimes)
James Earl RayEdit
Your rhymes are really silly
Like this turkey on my head
Jack the RipperEdit
Shut up Holmes, your target was the ENTIRE AUDIENCE
Alexander the GreatEdit
IceKing, you're so fat, you gotta take a SHIIIIIIT?!
If it weren't for these shitty battles, ERBParodies wouldn't exist
Woah...(we're starting nigga) ain't gonna lie... that was ASS
While on the otherhand, ERB makes me lick myself more than a cat
I got a so-called professional rap in my intro, top that
But don't burn me too hard, I might fly-offscreen like a spaz
That beat doe, so I'll tally that up *licks*
Sorry guys, but none of you just have that UMMMMPTH
OKAY! You should know all your battles are the worse
LIKE DAMN I’D RATHER WATCH THE INFINITE SOURCE
I have a dream that I will win this one fight
but then I woke up and I found out that it wasn’t one in the slightest
Jinx, you sound like before you do your reactions, you smoke pot
This’ll end hotter than the 360 headshot!
Just to let you know, you’re gay *breathes*
XP9 will drop harder than any aftermath of James Earl Ray
You diss my rhymes and diss me? Well guess what you dykes
I feel really bad for all of your losses, syke!
Hello YouTube, time for a new Gabe Rants
This time, we’ll be discussing why these losers think they have a chance
I love ERBParodies, but I hate that punk, Zander
RoboTurtle, you’re a faggot just like Ned Flanders
New rap battle coming soon, it’s my Season 1 finale
It’s a rap battle between everyone in the community!
I swear it was a troll video!!! I’m about to cry!!!
YOU BLOOWWWWW CHUUUUUUNKS
I might have closed down my channel, but I’ll still close down you punks
(what was that? that was terrible!)
The Flute MasterEdit
(What was that?! That was terrible!)
Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there
Now it’s time for another video of me screaming in my chair
Watching another rap battle, comment what I should watch next
But I’ll be damned to watch Matthew with a towel on his head
I was only in one group call, so, I’ll lay down these bummers
Justin, you’re Jabba the Hut’s wife, and you’ll never get a girl’s number
I’m the best all around, but I’m allergic to bullshit
What’s up guys, it’s me, Alejandro Silva, here to beat you all
I work with Diogo on my series, mess with me, and we will make you fall
I can totally control Liam, he doesn’t know my battles suck!
I spend each day mocking Flue Master, I’ll leave him covered in muck!
I have a really big crew,and Zander P is in it
IceKingFan400 you're fat your lyrics don't fit
I’m so amazing, I even get people like Kimblems
ERBoGalaxy Season 2 coming soon, oh wait, more technology problems
Yo, my name's Luigi, you all look like linguine
I bet you get scared when you see a girl in bikini
Now to be real, the name's Adam Hamilton, suckas
To impress the community, I made some crappy battle covers
I got on Skype to talk to my role models, but it went wrong
STOC, B-Lo, Justin, David, they all treated me like a piece of dung
I wanted to date Katrina but BRANDON TOOK HER FROM ME
I'M GONNA HANG MYSELF NOW, YOU ALL GOT PINKED!!!
YouTuber Rap BattlesEdit
It’s Link, ready to win with the high pitched voice
But Julian or Rhett can win, your choice!
Creeping up on you like Mr.Tim boy
You took Jeffery’s waffles so now he’ll destroy
Adam Hamilton thinks he’s all top shit, when he’s not
There’s a new Gabe Rants on why my battle is hot
I’m rapping so hard RoboTurtle will retreat
Only thing that would’ve made this battle better was a faster beat
All you fanmade faggots are worse than an ERBP raid,
Think I’m really annoying? WELL GET BANNED MATE
See, you don't understand, you're wrong, we do what we want
You pissy pants losers can't stop the era of DudeWithATwat
WAIT, A LOT TEENAGE BOYS HATES US?!
TIME TO GO WRITE MORE BLOGS ABOUT MY LATEST HIATUS
Nikki Lee 1999Edit
If you're confused about your gender, please don't join our chat
You can't grasp my edginess, so FEEL MY WRATH
Messed Up Rap BattlesEdit
It’s Messed Up Rap Battles, messing all your battles up
My series was meant to suck, but I’m still better than MindOf
Jared S you skinny mother fucker, I seen a bigger dick than Darth Vader
You’re like a rather Charlie Brown guy and a stupider ginger
That’s right, I’m CartoonMadeRapBattles, go eat some Skittles you gays
Who wrote these lines? SCREW YOU KYLE J!
Toon, you’re just a fucking kid from the Land of Ooo, so just get out
Let’s just beat these kids, ‘cause I forgot the password to this account (Ah shit.)
ITS BATTLESTAR GARAPITCA, YOU ALL SUCK LIKE I SUCK ON DAKOTA
I normally love everypony but seriously, STOP HATING ON DAKOTA
TRUST ME GUYS, DAKOTA’S A NICE PERSON, BE QUIET
HE TASTES GOOD IN MY MOUTH REALLY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT
YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN, SO GET OUT
BECAUSE I’M MORE MATURE THAN YOU GUYS WITH MY NECKBEARD, SO GO AND POUT
EVERYPONY IS SO MEAN, WHY CAN’T WE LOVE AND TOLERATE?!?
My purpose in this battle is complete, now I must go masturbate
Epic Fictional Rap BattlesEdit
Gonna make you scream once you hear my legit Goku voice!
You got a square butt and a square face, this time I’m not noice
I always rap on beat, but BattleGaraptica just likes to shout!
I’ll shove my sword right through you and pull your soul out
Whispering awesome raps, while Dakota acts like a goat
You all try too hard, to make a good battle, you don’t need talent!
I mean look, I put a bandana on my head and I become Link!
Least I have more of a sexy voice than Gabe, he stinks
Hi guys, it’s me Jet, but you can call me Foxy
I can write horrible lyrics like these ones, you all are copies!
I got my Blue Snowball microphone, you have no chance against me
Hi, Even If I’m being annoying and bugging everybody
Just cause I’m 9 and have bad grammar doesn’t mean I’m not bright!
Hi, I won’t stop asking people to be in my battles, and yet I have time to fight!
Hi, Just like Fel, you’re all my number 1 fans
Hi, You make fun of me on Skype, Hi, but you don’t know who I am!
Nathan Sweet (RapBattles4u)Edit
Shut up f-f-f-faggots, I’m the one with sweet rhymes
You guys are worse than Cullen vs Dracula, you can’t match mine
Got tons of rap battles 4u, leave all your butt’s sore
With my sweet and sour rhymes i’m gonna crush you immature-
-clerks who try to out rap me but I must confess
I rapped better than all dicks of you in the ERBP contest
I WILL STAND at a distance and watch as you all swell
Because I’m guessing Jetman’s the one who started this hell
Haha, I’m here to troll all of you, Small’s here to make you weep
The king of reuploads, every single embarrassing battle I download, I keep
I bet I trolled you into thinking you can win this battle
Call me Diogo, cause I’ll make your brain rattle!
Wait, did I just re-use someone’s beat? Eh, why should I care what they say
Remember when Jared S said IKF was really gay?
Oh and by the way- don’t even try to provoke me
Cause you know I’ll just make another shitty karaoke
Cool Rap Battles of EpicEdit
I’m the king of rap battles motherfucker, blaze it faggot
Acting more messed up than Messed Up Rap Battles, ha, what a maggot
You’ll get SHROCKED when I bring the heat
Anthony Small with his re-uploads better get ready for defeat
You guys have big boobs, no way you step to me
If you try to, it’ll be ogre, cause you smell like linguini
I’m better than ToonPrince and ToonPrince can go eat Shrek shit
‘Cause you all can never compare to Cool Rap Battles of Epic
Epic Rap Battles of ObieEdit
Obie here to out you rap, call me Squidward Tortellini
I mean tentacles, I’ll choke you with tentacles since you can’t beat me
I made Elsa vs Sub-Zero before it was even cool
Going strong with two seasons, better than you fools
Gonna blow you away louder than my AC during my recordings
Justin liked my battle on Soundcloud so how can I be boring
Representing Canada better than Liam, so like my Cloud please stay silent
Of course I voice all of my characters since I’m the only one with talent
Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! go eat a toon, shit shrek
messing up all of your battles, TARGET ENTIRE AUDIENCE
Only one with no talent, Silent, Silent recordings
SCREW YOU KYLE J, out rap cool fools can I be boring?
You can never compare to a video of me; think you have a chance?
You make fun of me, make fun of me, you don’t know who I am!
(zooms in) GONNA BLOW (slow motion)
Louder than my, Tentacles! OMG GO AWAY NOOOO
Best Rap Battles of All TimeEdit
We’re the BEST RAP BATTLES OF ALL TIME, get ready to be hurting
We make good cookies with our verses, verses, verses, verses
Our rapping pwns, you guys are not as good as us
Your battles sound kinda like your fat mom, so stop with the fuss
We get VIEEEEWWWS faster than you get dislikes bro
I’ll forgive you if you don’t try to win this battle though
We’re making the best battles on iMovie, better than the three hipears
We’ll take one slap to you black sacks, and show you who are queers
Well here’s my impression of you too, THINK FAGGOTS
DarkLink4749 is gonna SHROCK these noobs, as if you were all a bunch of maggots
SHROCK! I’m gonna piss on you fails like Britney, you’ll be soaking!
Just like my green screen, mic, and legs, you all will be broken!
I beat Mat4yo twice in a row, even beating Michael three times yo!
Nobody’s ever heard of “Big Sack RWJ”, so stop with your shitty flows!
I’LL REPORT ALL YOUR VIDEOS, AND UNBLOCK YOU ONLY ONCE
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS SHIT BATTLE! I’M DONE!
(Skype call starts)
STOP FIGHTING NOW and figure out my hints and your fate
Topping Polly in a battle of rhyme will be a hard task to take
Oh I don’t want to harm you all, I don’t want to cause you fear
Putting down the mic, because now Winter is here
Droc Winters and I’ll rattle all these crappy battle makers
Rocking the community, and trolling all you fakers
Ok, I’m just joking chill man, are you scared of my gruesome rhymes
Cope, Got skills to kick these bitches to blitz in no time!
Ignore Droc for a second, I’m sure he was just kidding
We just want you to work together, this matchup isn't fitting
Making you piss your pants to get you guys to shut the hell up!
It’s tough to get along, but if you don’t you’ll be trolled to dust
Erm, I don’t think you understand, we don’t want to harm anyone
We just want all these squeaky squeaking squeakers to get along
I guess so… well the time is now for these terrible rappers to pay!
Now use teamwork, show us what you’ve learnt today!
No, Matthew, TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!! I’M NOT FAT
Shut up IceKingFan, go eat yourself
JARED S, TURN YOUR VOICE UP, I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU SAY!!
Shut up Liam, you don’t deserve a happy day
IceKingFan, why do you look like a beach ball?
Michael, I'm gonna hack you with my sick ROBLOX vids!
Kenneth, stop jerking off with your Legos and go back to your brother Anthony!
If you come near my french fries and I'll fuck you up
(ToonPrince is popped by the Roleplayers)
Roleplayers, I'll shoot you up with my submachine guns!!!
WOAH! I wouldn’t lick my fingers after hearing your battles
Don’t even dare step to me bruh, you all will be wasted
That's it, 4Bro, I'm making a rant video about your fatass
The Flute MasterEdit
GABE! I'M ALLERGIC TO FAGGOTS!
Flute Master, you're allergic to yourself?! Haha, pwned!
YouTuber Rap BattlesEdit
ERBOGalaxy, you’re going to die, BOY!
PCCHANGER, STOP BEING GENERALIZED!
Guess what Dude, I shitted in your pie
OKAY EVERYPONY, LOVE AND TOLERATE!!
Epic Fictional Rap BattlesEdit
Shut up, Ryan, go make out with Dakota
Shut up faggots or i'll block you like i blocked Diogo and that person...
I WILL GET MY R-R-R-R-R-EVENGE ON YOU FAGGOTS
Nathan, your battle is terribly edited, brb, editing a Chris Carbery battle
Cool Rap Battles of EpicEdit
I will Shrek the shit out of you you worthless poo
Epic Rap Battles of ObieEdit
CRBoE, you have autism
MY YOUTUBE POOPS ARE BETTER THAN ALL YOUR FUCKING BATTLES
Best Rap Battles of All TimeEdit
ERBFUNNIES GO KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M ALL DONE WITH YOU!
Well...this plan to get the community to respect each other did not go as planned…
You’re telling me... they can’t work together, I just don’t understand!
Wait what?! NO! We must get them to work together
Trolling or helping did nothing, they’ll just be fighting forever
- RoboTurtle was planned to be in this battle, but was scrapped, this explains all the references to him.
- David Hruvosky (DHFilms) was also supposed to be in this battle.
- Mr.Maplesyrup played both of the third characters in both this battle and the previous IceKingFan400 vs Jared S.
- This is the first STOCRB to feature a new body actor for a character with Eduar taking the role of Icekingfan400(body only).